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Gonzo is an alien, Kermit is a frog, Ms. Piggy a pig, Camilla a chicken- Who can say we’ve been in this position as to judge them for their indiscretions? 

silas216:

joshsternberg:

imwithkanye:

-rosasparks-:

thedisgruntledgradstudent:

nebraska-admiral:

imwithkanye:

Forget Kermit and Miss Piggy. I am really looking forward to dreading seeing Gonzo and Camilla rekindle their love his systematic abuse of Camilla.

Tumblr user ImWithKanye, I changed that for you.

I have few deeply held thoughts in life, but one of them is “Gonzo is an unrepentant chicken fucker never rebuked by his fellow Muppets.”

#i’ve been saying this for years to no avail #gonzo is the humbert humbert of the felt world #but with a dash of beastiality

Woolie. The tags. I am dying.

I’ve never liked Gonzo. NEVER. Give me Crazy Harry any day. That and he’s obviously a creepster re: Camilla.

Dood, she doesn’t want you. You’re being a creep. Go cannon-blast yourself elsewhere!

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How are you going to accept frog on pig love but not “unclassifiable alien” on chicken love? That’s just bigoted. Gonzo has never been accepted by any animal kingdom and rejected by a number of the female muppets. Miss Piggy rudely rebuffed his attempts for affection. Things need love too.

Also, for the implication that Camilla is not a willing participant in this relationship is just tragically misplaced. She is fully committed and attracted to Gonzo. 

Gonzo’s greatest mistake is his wandering eye. A few times, he has chased after other chickens when he thought they looked like Camilla. 

Gonzo can’t help it his creators never gave him a true identity. Gonzo is a chicken-lover.

#ForTheDefenseOfGonzo

I’m with imwithkanye on this one: you can’t choose which bestial relationship you applaud - you can’t say it’s ok for a pig and frog to get it on, but disparage a chicken for falling in love with whatever Gonzo is (and vice versa). 

#LetThemLoveWhoTheyWantToLove

*reblogging purely for archival purposes; when my niece and nephew ask about the early days of the internet, I intend to show them this and be ready for the inevitable question:  ”What’s a Muppet?”*

Is love only a look shared between two people for a long, long time…?

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sueanjah:

This song is adorable, i don’t usually make sappy shit like this but…she’s beautiful okay :s

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